Pejeta into Pandaria - through the eyes of the Horde.

4/29/2013

Alrightie... Garrosh, not disappointing in the bloodthirsty asshole department starting with the first cut scene.

Cool Airship.

<-- nice send off.

Hey, I remember finding this place from the Alliance side. I wondered what all the fighting was about. Guess it's the Horde incursion point.

Don’t feel right just gunning down the alliance guys from the air. I mean, I am normally pro-Horde, but Garrosh's methods are making me question things.

The tigers still look cool.

And doesn't it look like the turtle is trying to bite the tiger. Don't laugh, turtles certainly can bite and I've seen some humorous videos of turtles going after unsuspecting cats.

Anyway, back to WoW.

Lowered down, killing alliance on the ground.

OK, so completed the first couple of quests and have no clue how to get to the General to turn them in. The yellow question mark is right there...
Ah...found him.

There’s a lot of explosions at the start here. ...Airship go boom.

And here’s the Sha influence. The Shado-pan save the day... again.

“My people have stood tall without you for thousands of years.” (Shado-pan to Horde general guy) BURN!!!

“The hozen are our next target” Now there’s a fight I can get behind!

Finally a Troll..nice to see one of my-OH MY GOD HIS EYES!!!
I’m killing hozen to get back his eyes...um...and the corpse of his hunter pet. I don’t like this quest.

Ugg..Hozen...

I really dislike the Hozen. I'm already not a big fan of monkeys (and these guys have full sized tails, making them more monkey than ape.)

You want me to kill hozen from the air? Yes Sir! Just, next time mention you are going to dangle me from beneath the chopper...

I’m unfriendly with the forest hozen? AWESOME! Can I get even more hated? What’s this buff - “Hozen Slayer” - “All hozen in the Jade Forrest now tremble at the sight of you.” Sweet! And they literally get feared when I get too close.

This is awesome.

Beautiful Waterfalls

LOREWALKER CHO!
Is Mishi with you?

Hey, I’m in the cave, where are you? Oh, I need to go to the shrines first.

I found a treasure of Pandaria - an [Ancient Pandaren Tea Pot] Also found Lucky Pandaren coin and Pandaren Ritual stone. They’re all greys, but worth almost 100g each.

Ah, Cho, here you are. You want me to do what? inspire the hozen...?

Well, you did let me chill with my ancestors for a bit...I'll consider it.

The Hozen are kind of rocking the tiger mounts. And their statues are kind of bad-ass.

Oh, hello again my Horde peeps, how are you doing? What, you did some scouting? That's cool. Oh, who's this you've got here- OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS!!!!! No, no you don't, hmm...I'm at a quandary. This toon's heart used to beat with that of a Dwarf. In a past regeneration she knew Stormwind well. I'm definitely for the Horde, but this kid is kind of the redemption for humans and for the Alliance.
How can I get him out of here....

Oh, ok, you're going to tell me your stories first. Ah here's the point of view quests. The Jade witch (yeah, that's gonna end well.) The marker and the sniper. Ok, I can do this, it'll give me time to think. How can I get Anduin out of here?

Walking as Undead, man it really is peaceful and beautiful here by the orange trees. The night air, the cool breeze, the angry tiger coming right for me...wait...what?

Smokebomb!

Blood spatter.

Ok, seriously now, what does Blizzard have against raccoons? What, just to make a point to this "young alliance soldier" you're going to mark a raccoon and have it killed. No, don't show off with a 400lb tiger coming at you, pick on a raccoon. That'll show him. Just remember, it's all fun and games until the raccoons rise up and take over the world in their bloody apocalypse.

My direct quote the moment it happened - NO, NOT ANOTHER RACCOON! YOU BASTARDS!

I agree with you Riko!

Ok, so next we have the sniper quest. Anduin is haning out, oh, ok, nothing like severe head trauma to induce unconsciousness.

And yes, the Alliance have the awesome Jinyu as their friends and we Horde are befriending monkeys. I share your skepticism Shokia.

Name for the Hozen flightmaster - Grookin Flapmaster

What is this? ...I feel bad killing the alliance scout with the Jinyu. What is happening to me?

Shooting into the Jinyu village? I remember that place. I liked that place. It was peaceful and beautiful.

I am...conflicted.