Couldn't you just see a blender disarming someone, or a microwave AOE-ing with its face-melting radiation or a toaster developing A.I. and then taking the fight back to the human race who created them, all while the human race struggles to understand both their past and hope for the future? Yeah, good times. Vending machines could be both ranged DPS (see 7-up comercial) and a Tanking pet. And for PVP you could use them for line of sight mechanics. I sense a lot of potential, I hope Blizzard is listening...
Fun fact: VENDING MACHINES kill more people a year than sharks. VENDING MACHINES! So... I'm sensing a new line of pets – grouped into: small appliance, vending machines and then large construction equpment. It would kind of be like that Stephen King short story “Trucks” about vehicles that come to life, except we would tame them and control them from afar. Maybe this is a goblin or gnome specialization. Or, since gnomes can’t be hunters, this is what they get as an equivalent. Couldn't you just see a blender disarming someone, or a microwave AOE-ing with its face-melting radiation or a toaster developing A.I. and then taking the fight back to the human race who created them, all while the human race struggles to understand both their past and hope for the future? Yeah, good times. Vending machines could be both ranged DPS (see 7-up comercial) and a Tanking pet. And for PVP you could use them for line of sight mechanics. I sense a lot of potential, I hope Blizzard is listening...
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